Land of Milk and Honey*

I'm a lazy journaler

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 22:05:22 GMT

I am very lazy about updating this thing. I just... have no real drive to. I don't know what it is. I guess I just feel that my life is so stupid and boring that no one would want to hear about it. Anyway. Enough about that. Stupid memes are fun.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

On a side note, why is Chuck Norris appearing so many places lately?

Fri, 12 May 2006 00:10:41 GMT

Well. My sister is having a baby soon. And that's part of why I'm going back to visit my family in MN. The other part would be having paid vacation and not having seen them in two and a half years. Anyway. My wife and I leave on the 19th of June and come back on the 27th. I've got a little planned, but not a whole lot. And that's part of the point. ^.^

Kittens

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:21:17 GMT

We have several kittens in our apartment right now. They're being fostered after their (very) pregnant mother was thrown out by another resident. Anyway, being kittens, they like to play. And they like to play with shoelaces. This manifests itself in a very odd way: they keep untying my left shoe. Not my right one. Just my left one. Three times now in two days. Bizzare

Interesting day yesterday

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:25:47 GMT

It just so happened that the first real call I answered yesterday involved a wounded bird. A wounded bird that turned out to be a red-tailed hawk. It was kinda funky to actually see something like that up close and personal and pick it up with my own hands. I seriously wanted to get pictures, but my wife was out of the house and I couldn't find the digital camera. He wound up going to a bird rehabber, unfortunately it was a break in his wing completely through. She wasn't sure if she could really help. Ah, well. I did what I could...

Taxes, bleh

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 17:09:13 GMT

Doing taxes today... The only reason I hate doing them is that it takes so long with our dial-up connection. Oh well. The extra time means a much faster turnaround on the return.

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 18:37:43 GMT

Because I felt like it.

The Detailed Starship Quiz

LiveJournal Username

Spaceship Name

Spaceship Size

How is the spaceship piloted?

How is the spaceship powered?

What's the upholstery like on the seats?

How do you see outside the spaceship?

What's the spaceship's primary purpose?

What's the Captain's catchphrase?

Main Weapon System:

Antimatter Beam

Main Defensive System:

Rock Music

Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments

99%

Voice of the ship's computer:

mazz

Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:

otakuoftomobiki

Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:

marzipanz0rz

Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:

hkr

Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:

hkr

This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

Up to the minute Sport News at NewsDump

Who needs a defense when you use an Anti-Matter Beam for a weapon?

The first directive is as follows: Marzipan, you will have a new uniform designed for legal and moral reasons.

Mrf

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:28:49 GMT

Because I don't have anything better to say, and I don't update enough. And this made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun

Pointless crap

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:20:07 GMT

I was watching Tenchi in Tokyo last night. Not good, but I kinda got it for free with the OAV and Universe. Anyway. I was partway through episode 19 (which finally featured Ryoko kicking ass and being the Space Pirate that she's supposed to be), when BAM! "Unable to read disc". Dammit. So I took it out, cleaned it off(not that I thought it would help), no good. So I tried the next scene. "Unable to read disc". So I tried the next episode. "Unable to read disc". Tried a couple more, for no reason in particular. Of course they didn't work, either.

I'm not terribly enamored with the series. Too many anime cliches and exaggerations, for two. But it had its moments. And I don't like leaving it hanging, having only seen 2/3 of the series. I'm not the type to put down a bad book or walk out of a bad movie. Well, I've put down one book I didn't like about 1/3 into it, but I didn't even walk out on the god awful Scary Movie(first 30 minutes were good, though), nor did I turn off the unquestionably horrendous Avengers.

Bleh

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 18:54:43 GMT

Bored, depressed and lonely. Which is a bit the story of my life lately. Alright, alot the story of my life.

I need friends to talk to...

All good things...

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:59:17 GMT

... must come to an end.

But first, they must begin.

I'm not really sure what to say, because a lot of the standard 'hello'-type stuff will be in my bio. Which isn't much, but I'm pretending that it is. So far 8 people added me to their watch lists. I'm not sure if that's flattering or frightening. I mean, I don't really know... well... any of you. I know OF you, and about you to various degrees, but I don't KNOW any of you. Which is a really weird feeling. 8 people are already more than my previous journal had watching it. I think I had a whole 3 back then.

For now, I'm featureless. No fun pictures or anything. C'est la vie. It's boring, but it's here. Since I have no idea what to say, I'm just going to toss this open to a Q & A, anything that anyone wants to ask. It'll give me ideas for what to add to my bio.