Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in lordmilkman's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
5:01 pm	I'm a lazy journaler I am very lazy about updating this thing. I just... have no real drive to. I don't know what it is. I guess I just feel that my life is so stupid and boring that no one would want to hear about it. Anyway. Enough about that. Stupid memes are fun. 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com On a side note, why is Chuck Norris appearing so many places lately? Current Mood: okay (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 11th, 2006
7:08 pm	Well. My sister is having a baby soon. And that's part of why I'm going back to visit my family in MN. The other part would be having paid vacation and not having seen them in two and a half years. Anyway. My wife and I leave on the 19th of June and come back on the 27th. I've got a little planned, but not a whole lot. And that's part of the point. ^.^ Current Mood: happy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
9:18 am	Kittens We have several kittens in our apartment right now. They're being fostered after their (very) pregnant mother was thrown out by another resident. Anyway, being kittens, they like to play. And they like to play with shoelaces. This manifests itself in a very odd way: they keep untying my left shoe. Not my right one. Just my left one. Three times now in two days. Bizzare Current Mood: weird (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
9:16 pm	Interesting day yesterday It just so happened that the first real call I answered yesterday involved a wounded bird. A wounded bird that turned out to be a red-tailed hawk. It was kinda funky to actually see something like that up close and personal and pick it up with my own hands. I seriously wanted to get pictures, but my wife was out of the house and I couldn't find the digital camera. He wound up going to a bird rehabber, unfortunately it was a break in his wing completely through. She wasn't sure if she could really help. Ah, well. I did what I could... Current Mood: surprised (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
12:08 pm	Taxes, bleh Doing taxes today... The only reason I hate doing them is that it takes so long with our dial-up connection. Oh well. The extra time means a much faster turnaround on the return. (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 26th, 2006
12:33 pm	Because I felt like it. The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Antimatter Beam Main Defensive System: Rock Music Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 99% Voice of the ship's computer: mazz Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: otakuoftomobiki Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: marzipanz0rz Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: hkr Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: hkr This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net Up to the minute Sport News at NewsDump Who needs a defense when you use an Anti-Matter Beam for a weapon? The first directive is as follows: Marzipan, you will have a new uniform designed for legal and moral reasons. Current Mood: goofy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
11:25 am	Mrf Because I don't have anything better to say, and I don't update enough. And this made me laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 19th, 2006
11:05 am	Pointless crap I was watching Tenchi in Tokyo last night. Not good, but I kinda got it for free with the OAV and Universe. Anyway. I was partway through episode 19 (which finally featured Ryoko kicking ass and being the Space Pirate that she's supposed to be), when BAM! "Unable to read disc". Dammit. So I took it out, cleaned it off(not that I thought it would help), no good. So I tried the next scene. "Unable to read disc". So I tried the next episode. "Unable to read disc". Tried a couple more, for no reason in particular. Of course they didn't work, either. I'm not terribly enamored with the series. Too many anime cliches and exaggerations, for two. But it had its moments. And I don't like leaving it hanging, having only seen 2/3 of the series. I'm not the type to put down a bad book or walk out of a bad movie. Well, I've put down one book I didn't like about 1/3 into it, but I didn't even walk out on the god awful Scary Movie(first 30 minutes were good, though), nor did I turn off the unquestionably horrendous Avengers. Current Mood: aggravated (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 11th, 2006
12:44 pm	Bleh Bored, depressed and lonely. Which is a bit the story of my life lately. Alright, alot the story of my life. I need friends to talk to... Current Mood: depressed (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 3rd, 2006
7:37 pm	All good things... ... must come to an end. But first, they must begin. I'm not really sure what to say, because a lot of the standard 'hello'-type stuff will be in my bio. Which isn't much, but I'm pretending that it is. So far 8 people added me to their watch lists. I'm not sure if that's flattering or frightening. I mean, I don't really know... well... any of you. I know OF you, and about you to various degrees, but I don't KNOW any of you. Which is a really weird feeling. 8 people are already more than my previous journal had watching it. I think I had a whole 3 back then. For now, I'm featureless. No fun pictures or anything. C'est la vie. It's boring, but it's here. Since I have no idea what to say, I'm just going to toss this open to a Q & A, anything that anyone wants to ask. It'll give me ideas for what to add to my bio. Current Mood: New and improved (7 Comments |Comment on this)